None Burger

A "None Burger" consists of going to McDonalds, using a self-ordering kiosk and ordering a burger with all the options removed.

Contents of "None Burger"

• McDouble
  • No Meat
  • No Bun
  • No Cheese
  • No Salt
  • No Ketchup
  • No Pickles
  • No Onions

Typical Resulting Action

The result is literally nothing. Usual results:

1. Mumbling and murmering over the order display by employees.
2. A lot of pointing at the display
3. Manager getting involved, with more pointing at the order on display
4. Manager taking the "Custom order ticket" and calling out the order number.
5. Asking in confusion what you want, and eventually getting them to say "Theres no burger"
6. Getting literally only the wrapper