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| + | Sometimes you can get varying results by only leaving on random ingredients, like salt only but literally nothing else. | ||
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| + | {{quote|"But theres no burger, theres nothing here, its only the wrapper..."|McDonalds Manager}} | ||
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# Asking in confusion what you want, and eventually getting them to say "Theres no burger" | # Asking in confusion what you want, and eventually getting them to say "Theres no burger" | ||
# Getting literally only the wrapper | # Getting literally only the wrapper | ||
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| + | == Images == | ||
| + | <gallery> | ||
| + | File:None burger 1.jpg|Self-serve Kiosk | ||
| + | File:None burger 2.jpg|"Hows it right?" | ||
| + | File:None burger 3.jpg|Confused employee noticing the "None Burger" | ||
| + | File:None burger 4.jpg|Receipt showing a none burger | ||
| + | File:NoneBurger5.jpg|None Burger on kiosk, but with salt | ||
| + | </gallery> | ||
{{ref}} | {{ref}} | ||
[[Category:Inside Memes]] [[Category:Memes]] | [[Category:Inside Memes]] [[Category:Memes]] | ||
Revision as of 18:51, 19 May 2022
A "None Burger" consists of going to McDonalds, using a self-ordering kiosk and ordering a burger with all the options removed.
Contents of "None Burger"
- McDouble
- No Meat
- No Bun
- No Cheese
- No Salt
- No Ketchup
- No Pickles
- No Onions
Sometimes you can get varying results by only leaving on random ingredients, like salt only but literally nothing else.
"But theres no burger, theres nothing here, its only the wrapper..."—McDonalds Manager
Typical Resulting Action
The result is literally nothing. Usual results:
- Mumbling and murmering over the order display by employees.
- A lot of pointing at the display
- Manager getting involved, with more pointing at the order on display
- Manager taking the "Custom order ticket" and calling out the order number.
- Asking in confusion what you want, and eventually getting them to say "Theres no burger"
- Getting literally only the wrapper
Images
Self-serve Kiosk
"Hows it right?"
Confused employee noticing the "None Burger"
Receipt showing a none burger
None Burger on kiosk, but with salt
