None Burger

A "None Burger" consists of going to McDonalds, using a self-ordering kiosk and ordering a burger with all the options removed.

Contents of "None Burger"

• McDouble
  • No Meat
  • No Bun
  • No Cheese
  • No Salt
  • No Ketchup
  • No Pickles
  • No Onions

Sometimes you can get varying results by only leaving on random ingredients, like salt only but literally nothing else.

"But theres no burger, theres nothing here, its only the wrapper..."

—McDonalds Manager

Typical Resulting Action

The result is literally nothing. Usual results:

1. Mumbling and murmering over the order display by employees.
2. A lot of pointing at the display
3. Manager getting involved, with more pointing at the order on display
4. Manager taking the "Custom order ticket" and calling out the order number.
5. Asking in confusion what you want, and eventually getting them to say "Theres no burger"
6. Getting literally only the wrapper

Images

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  Self-serve Kiosk

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  "Hows it right?"

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  Confused employee noticing the "None Burger"

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  Receipt showing a none burger

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  None Burger on kiosk, but with salt